The return of the freaks of Drupal metal

Despite being banned by several animal rights and general morality organizations around the world, the notorious Drupal metal heads of the Kitten Killers are back on the road again! Legendary bass player Slash Falcon, also known as Johan Falk of NodeOne, says "It's a world tour starting in Solna, Sweden, and goes via Copenhagen in like Denmark or something, and all the way back to Sweden."

Violent events within the band has increased the speculation on whether they are ever going back on tour. The band's infamous manager Matts Hildén, comments via a crackly Skype connection from Saint Tropez, France: "I need the money. Then someone has to play, right? All that yakity-yak about violence is totally exaggerated. The members of this band are like my own children, and domestic corporal punishment is no crime where I come from."

Rumour says that several new songs have been added to Kitten Killers' acclaimed reportoire. According to unaffirmed sources, the songs were composed during heavy Lättöl (local beverage) drinking in the band's hangout " the Pet Morgue", a run down trailer park in the outskirts of the Old Town of Stockholm where the band members live and rehearse together.